niuniente:

IT’S 4AM SOMEONE TAKE THE TABLET AWAY FROM ME.

azumoney replied to your post: azumoney replied to your post: azumo…

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azumoney replied to your post: azumoney replied to your post: #alyss…

yo. YO. handholding is only allowed if we go 100 fucking % abt it. none of this weakass no homo handholding, there must be laced fingers at ALL TIMES this is the only handholding i accept.

bro

BRO

i will go ALL OUT on handholding

i’m a huge SUCKER FOR HANDHOLDING i love it bet your ass

azumoney replied to your post: #alyssa frey is a gift to us all

YOURE SO CUTE get outta here ms frey

keep calling me by my last name and i might just have to hold your hand

as punishment

think you can get away with making me feel cute you frick?

better watch out

jadesnap:

the legend of zelda the minish cap is 5$ in the wii u eshop right now PLEASE PLAY IT… its honestly one of the best zeldas

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

-teesa-:

9.2.14

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ don’t

stop ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ me

cause iiii’m

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ havin a gooD TIME ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ HAVIN A GOOD TIIIIIIIME ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

phlynn:

Industrial goth dance groups are having a good time

lyssafreyguy:

my jaw keeps locking up more and more often and it can take from a couple seconds to a couple minutes for it to loosen again aging is not doing me any fucking favors

I GOT I LOOSE BY SWISHING HOT TEA IN MY MOUTH REJOICE

"I AM LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND IT’S NOT EVEN A JOKE ANYMORE."
- A novel by me. (via madaras)
scottbaiowulf:

Wolverine you fucking weeb

scottbaiowulf:

Wolverine you fucking weeb

my jaw keeps locking up more and more often and it can take from a couple seconds to a couple minutes for it to loosen again aging is not doing me any fucking favors