i’ve been playing Flutter for a while and i love it but i still don’t have that great of a grasp on breeding different butterflies

i wanna try to attract a colotis egg for the Colotis Event and i tried but i couldn’t get it gdi

austriea:

people characterizing kiku honda as a hyper-shy anxious ‘i-cant-talk-to-people-without-crying-or-stuttering-in-the-least’ kind of person 

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airinhanson:

Webcam isn’t working so ech

airinhanson:

Webcam isn’t working so ech

cuddle pup

cuddle pup

bamboothief:

just a reminder that when asked how likely character deaths in RWBY would be Monty replied “I like Game of Thrones”

bloodcaste:

how to make any seasoned homestuck fan shudder:

"oh my gog"

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

"is that like their main export animal?"
- Tyty, talking about the moose on the back of Sarah’s Maine keychain (2013)
has this joke been made yet


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my sister is starting to go through her 12-year-old-talking-to-friends-on-the-internet random phase and a while back she told me about her friend who was, in her words, “a fun-loving cannibal who eats babies” and that she’s “Hitler’s reincarnate”

and i was just like “ugh god dammit fucking stupid 12 year old internet humor making shitty jokes” but other than that i was whatever

about an hour ago she was doing homework and looking up this specific word that meant someone who eats human flesh and one of it’s synonyms was “cannibal”

and she fucking turns to me and says

"is a cannibal someone who eats flesh?"

everything makes so much more sense but i’m still concerned

thegavichal:

LET’S PLAY MINECRAFT EPISODE 100 TOMORROW

LET’S PLAY MINECRAFT EPISODE 100 TOMORROW

LET’S PLAY MINECRAFT EPISODE 100 TOMORROW

LET’S PLAY MINECRAFT EPISODE 100 TOMORROW

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